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July 24th, 2010
Question: Great new idea to save the environment?
I read recently that chimpanzees can be taught to perform maths problems better than US college students. It’s my dream to see every student provided with a free chimp by 2010, thereby eliminating the need for calculators – think of all the batteries that will save. Plus the chimp can aid with grooming and act as a chaparone to discourage drug taking and high risk sexual behaviour.
Answer: Yes. Great idea. And chimps can signal radio waves, so instead of using cell phones, students can tell it to their chimp who will send it through satellites to their friends’ chimps.
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